by LEODIZZLE³ October 15, 2006
An event you invite someone you truly hate to. During which you get said (male) drunk, or via force, tie them to a chair, and use a hammer to smash their nuts to a bloody pulp.
me - Yo, you see that guy over there?
you - yeah I see him.
me - he raped my sister, lets invite him to a hammer party
you - yeah I see him.
me - he raped my sister, lets invite him to a hammer party
by the_carrot September 11, 2007
When you let somebody's grandma fart on you while she watches you take a shit behind a dumpster in the back of a Denver Denny's. Afterwords you wipe your ass with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a Z shape. This indicates that Zoro was here.
Black Steve: Yo Jim I hooked up with that G-Milf I met at K-Mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of Randy's Hammer.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.
by 1500Percent February 01, 2011
A penis so small that it is unable to penetrate the vagina, so the only successful way to pleasure the female (or transvestite) is to slap the outer lips of the poontang. Twat hammer.
by The hetroflexible May 12, 2011
Is a fictional, scorched earth code-name where in the U.S. military decides to cut it's losses and destroys, through carpet bombing, the U.S.'s own territories and/or cities that are deemed lost to enemy forces. The term was first used in the movie Cloverfield, followed by the video-game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
In COD:MW2 the Hammer-Down Protocol is a scorched earth policy through indiscriminant, large scale carpet bombing of the city of D.C. do to the heavy number of Russians in the area.
It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.
It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.
by Dead Hand August 21, 2013
A word filter on the steam forums thats transforms the word "Fanboy" into "Hammer Legion Member" to prevent it being thrown around so much.
Guy1: MW2 will be a great game, stop being such a PC Hammer Legion Member.
Guy2: Suck my balls you consoletards.
Guy2: Suck my balls you consoletards.
by felmcbadbeard November 06, 2009
when sitting, you get up and fart on a persons head while they are watching tv, or playing a game, then you yell the name out
i dropped the hammer on pail
by Big-T November 05, 2004