The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face

“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020

The Boston drag

1. (noun)- The very last drag of a cigarette, blunt or joint that may end up being mostly the filter.

"You're smoking filter at this point! Way to take the Boston drag."

by Maebo November 21, 2013

Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".

You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.

by SHAMsee October 7, 2018

Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth

'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"

by niggajewbag October 29, 2025

boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.

by SeymourFed December 31, 2015