Korean Burrito

When your online friends mom travels to meet up with you for messy causal sex.

Memz’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadelphia to give me a Korean Burrito.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.

Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.

by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

Burrito Shyt

Mexican fine shyt

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

by Dyck_cheeze69 May 2, 2025

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.

My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023