alpha

me
im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust
by @wadyah.mmm on ig June 15, 2024
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Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.
“I’m such as alpha making me the better person
Please stop
by AestheticToast March 7, 2023
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Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020
mugGet the alpha nanmug.

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
by Justall50 March 31, 2024
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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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