april 13

people born on april 13 are hot as fuck and can bust a huge nut

person 1: Did you hear? people born on April 13 are super hot!
person 2: I also heard they can bust huge nuts!

by NeoAidxn March 30, 2022

April 3

Kyle Lowry Day, a day made to honor Raptors Legend Kyle Lowry's return to playing in Toronto.

Person 1: It's April 3? Kyle Lowry returned to Toronto today!!

by c4pe3 April 3, 2022

4th of April

if your name starts with Z and u were born on this day...it means you are the best person in entire universe! you are super talented, fun, gorgeous looking..uhhh the list of your best features is extremely long :)

-oh waw i looove this song u made!! ur birthday must be on 4th of April?

-haha yeah:)

-where did u get this awesome t shirt from?

- oh ..i designed it myself

-no way man! i need u to drop me some t shirt design ideas now

by vvv.kkk April 4, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

April 5

National kiss a guy close by day! ;)

On april 5th i kissed the guy who lives next door.

by Jaydencv April 4, 2022

april 6.

The day Czinkota spitting facts Botka were born. Aka a real king who's in love w/ boysss<3

A: u know what's the date?
B: it's april 6. isn't it?
A: oh yes, have you said hbd to that gai boy?

by Magyarorszagkormanya April 5, 2022

April 5

the day that music died, Kurt cobain suicide was commited this day, its a tragic day

April 5 Curcobain died

by chupala1234567 April 7, 2022