Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

Natasha Austin

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Natasha Austin is so perfect.

by The scholarly crack head May 29, 2024

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Austin

someone who will fuck your mom

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?

by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025