Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Banana Jungleworm

a nickname for the famous Briana Jungwirth

it all started with fake boobs...

"Have you seen the new article about Banana Jungleworm?"

by stream wallss October 30, 2020

banana margarita

when you are having sexual intercourse and the male urinates in the females mouth.

we were gettin freaky and then he gave me a banana margarita!

by muddybananas69 January 26, 2011

banana nanana

A happy feeling related to bananas 🍌 , that wants you to sing random banana 🍌 songs

BANANA NANANA 🍌 🎵🎶🎵🎶

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone May 21, 2019

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019

Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).

That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!

by Lotharin August 5, 2018