A dumb ass who sux like a sponge & uses the internet just for chatting & blogging and spends hours a day doing that.
1) A looser with a myspace account, chatting on msn while he or she meets new people in some chatroom.
2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.
3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"
2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.
3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

its where you fucking lay down on the side walk with your ass exposed on a really hot day and have your friends grandmother cook eggs on it and sell them at walmart, keeping them heated in an easy bake oven. It helps not to get shit on them or fart in the old women's face, because she could die from inhaling toxic gases.
Hey dude i just made $5 from making Underboob square lego eggs with sean's grandma!
dude your horrible.
dude your horrible.
by Rem yo October 4, 2010

Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*
by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

When someone is so retarded that it like their retardation has been squared, thus making it much worse.
"He's retarded if he decides to spend his money on hookers and cocaine"
"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"
"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"
by Bronzeback December 23, 2017

When Tally Wally and Chubby Bubby are together in class they become what is known as ✨special squared✨
by here_be_ducks February 19, 2023

by Coolbeans42069 June 20, 2021

When a woman's vagina is so blown out that it goes from looking like and upside down triangle to a full blown square.
Yael: Was that bitch as good in the sack as you'd hoped?
Gunter: Nah, man, that bitch had a Tiananmen Square Snatch.
Gunter: Nah, man, that bitch had a Tiananmen Square Snatch.
by Divinas Commedia September 9, 2011
