goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.

"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.

by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004

Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.

The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.

by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose

person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose

by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023