pussy salad

getting mad pussy all at once

Yo, i was at a killer party last night and ate a whole bowl of pussy salad!

by 98569839785978 May 16, 2006

pube salad

when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito

wtf i didn't order a pube salad

by weezy f burlock October 9, 2008

gizz salad

When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.

Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!

-sighing, panting-

Man:"dinner is served!"

by i-rob November 10, 2008

Tuna Salad Sandwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010

tossin the salad

when someone(preferably female)licks out someone elses asshole

we were havin sex, and she started tossin the salad

by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

grandma salad

five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.

Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!

by Ailsa Gibbons November 5, 2006

tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006