poser band

bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist

person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....

ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me

by roadace October 28, 2008

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

poser-basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.

a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"

by Ryan P. B. December 14, 2008

sack-poker

A girl that is so hot that fucking her with just your dick isnt enough so you have to start poking your sack in as well.

Lindsey Lohan is so hot, she's definately a sack-poker. I'd really love to tickle her grundel, too.

by Bryan Cutsinger November 6, 2004

stogie poser

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

by drewcifer March 20, 2004

Condom poker

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms

Mana And Techy are condom pokers

by oKinky November 23, 2009

Pomeranian

A beardless white gay man with beautiful abs. Interests include Aussiebum, HRC, Facebook cover photos of city skylines, Instagram pictures taken mid laugh and/or in front of a mural, Spring Break in Pensacola, FL, consulting, Sunday Funday, shirts that say Sunday Funday, wearing shirts that say Sunday Funday on Sunday Funday, intramural sports .

The Pomeranian is excited to tell his coworkers that he intends on starting the Paleo diet seven weeks prior to his trip to Fire Island.

by FountainColorado March 20, 2017