Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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Get the Pony Painter mug.The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007
Get the pony mug.A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.
by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013
Get the trophy pony mug.A super Hott blued eyed blond with big breast. Usually a cougar but can be a younger woman. She’s usually found parading around the bar looking for a stud to service her.
Hey! Look at that pony parading for us.
by kennclie August 26, 2019
Get the Pony mug.Someone who lacks social spine, or, someone who tries to act out against the rest of the group. someone who is a general annoyance.
by devon9998 September 3, 2022
Get the pony mug.A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.
by Erkanis February 8, 2022
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