Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.
Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."
by T00NS May 7, 2020
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Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
by The Pain train July 6, 2024
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
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Poon Palace

Another term for a "boom boom room" or somewhere where there is an assortment of women and sexual activities going on and on an ongoing basis. A strip club could be considered a "poon palace" as well as a brothel, an after hours spot or a party house where there are known to be lots of hedonistic events on a regular.
"oh you done turned this motel into yo own lil poon palace, huh patna?"
by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025
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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
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