Feets

Feets is definitely a word

I have a feets fettish

by xxkillerboi8 October 19, 2019

Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016

🦶🏻Feet🦶🏻

Whyyyyyyy? Why did you look this up like huh 🤔

I like 🦶🏻feet🦶🏻

Sameeeeee

by THEFORTNITEKID69___ June 4, 2025

feel ten feet tall

To be proud.

My daughter became a Doctor. I feel ten feet tall right now.

by Marucha February 9, 2017

Dog's feet are itchy

A phrase used when you are so bored you say things that make no sense.

"MY DOG'S FEET ARE ITCHY"
...what?

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015