Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent
That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree
by Chernoybl June 15, 2018
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rough monkey

a really hairy black man who abuses women
the rough monkey beat my mother senseless
by lewisg1989 March 30, 2017
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Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.
*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"
by Yeebus November 29, 2021
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Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis
Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis
by Monkey mischiefitis man September 11, 2022
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Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.
1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"
by balls1888 April 28, 2010
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slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.
"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*
by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014
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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
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