Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Shah Mentality

The notion that ‘shahs’ are cheaper than other gujjus

‘I’ll send you my £20 referral link if you give me £10’

This encompasses shah mentality in a nut shell

by Pa98 January 25, 2021

[mentalation]

The use extreme brainpower to solve any given problem.

Jose:You got the answer to #1?
Sampson: Hold on man, I'm doing some serious mentalation right now!

by Right or Wrong? December 15, 2008

Mentally Disabled

It is mentally disabled

Say it you fucking whore. I will make you say it. It is mentally disabled.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.

Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"

by foxieroxie February 20, 2011

Truther Mentality

To attempt to reach above and beyond expectations no matter the circumstance.

0% busting, 100% chumping.

0% cappering, 100% truthing.

You need to spend each and every one of the 86400 seconds that you get per day in a way that benefits you. So don't be jerking off and eating french fries.

Person A: yo i'm a truther no capper on chump

Person B: Bro I saw you playing skyblock last night you retard, you don't got a Truther Mentality dumbass

by bakamogus wallahiburgers October 31, 2022

Men's mental health month

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!

Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024