Kai

The absolute best FM (food master) you could ever hope to have. Organised and efficient. Handover, friendly and funny with a secret penchant for tabletop role play games. Every friend group should have a Kai.

Man, so glad we got us a Kai in the group.

Ah shit, I wish we had a Kai too.

by Cytherea 420 April 18, 2019

Kai

Cool, smart, hot, seggsy lawyer, gay ash, has great music taste, cool chef, seggsy real estate agent, very seggsy.

"Kai is so cool"

"Kai is the best"

"Kai is the best real estate agent"

"Kai is so smart"

by Flanlover333 July 2, 2021

kai ward

head of navy section even tho hes not a higher rank what an un grateful fucker

"fuck you kai ward" im soory the feild gun was up my bum

by mr manequin November 22, 2021

Kai

Kai is in ur walls.
watch out.
kai might be behind you.

oh no kai is in ur walls

by Kaky0inRER0RER0 August 31, 2022

Kai

The fattest kid you will ever see, all he ever eats are mega macs

"That Guy Is So Fat"
"Yeah I Bet He's A Kai"

by StewyDaUnicorn November 18, 2018

kai

kai is the best fucking friend in the world. you get you a kai, you're set for life bro, they're kind, caring, thoughtful, and loving. as a partner they're great too, they often don't really know how to show affection, but if you learn their habits you'll have no misgivings on how much they love you

person one: "damn, you've got a friend named kai????? im jealous"
person two: "yeah they're great"

by DoldRiX February 12, 2022

Kai

A loser with no job or sources of income, also extremely flamboyant and gay.

Dam that nigga a kai

by acr1m January 19, 2023