Jessica

A name that just screams married at twenty

Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)

by N-doggster January 2, 2024

Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.

Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!

by Propersyk March 7, 2021

jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 5, 2017

Jessica Hernandez

The most beautiful girl in the world. Every man should worship the ground she walks on . Top notch booty too.. accompanied by Mindy. Also likes to be called Choogey

"you seen that fine ass girl? Who!? Jessica Hernandez .. word.. she fine as fuck"

by da_scrilla July 5, 2021

Jessica

the girl with the long black cock.

look at how big that bulge that Jessica has is.

by benis11 April 20, 2019

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

jessica parsons

jessica parsons is the best person ever

i love jessica parsons

by notjessica January 4, 2022