i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

I Am A Camera

Memories how they fade so fast
Look back there is no escape
Tied down now you see too late
Lovers they will never wait
I am a camera
I am a camera
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am a camera camera camera

I am a camera camera camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea
Taken in tranquility
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

oh holy Magī am I

A deap and humble greatfulness with true honor and appreciation said ONLY by THE MAGISTRATE. To in any way repeat it should only mean that you did not understand that it was "her Magesty"s personal appreciation of all that is to her. Other wise you do understand that it would be considered rude and disrespectful to not have your own personal spiritual conceptual unit for your gratitude of what relationship you have personally.

It is its own sentence! Oh holy Magī am I.

by Finnly December 6, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025