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Hello

Most people dont need a hello or an act of false kindness to get them through their day, they're already good without it. Pretending to help someone for personal gain isnt kindness, its false kindness.
Most people are going to get through their day whether someone says hello or fuck you, it doesn't matter.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
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hello is very stupid so sont say hello but say greetings!!!
by klokkli February 21, 2023
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Hello Kitty

A kitty with no mouth that got used in scary videos a while ago for no absolute reason.
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024
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Hello

A word that is used to greet a person. It is slightly more formal than hi.
Jack: "Hello Alfred,"
Alfred: "Hello Jack"
by EpicPogChamp30303 September 7, 2021
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Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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Hello

A way you say "you are over there and you are cool and new so I'm gonna say HELLO!!1!!111!
Hello.
by hellohellopseudonym September 10, 2022
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