JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.

Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.

by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021

View Farming Short

Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.

"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"

by ANCARTFACT May 21, 2023

Trauma farming

Using others peoples traumatic life events or circumstances for content. Especially for clout and or traction. Often disguised as attempts to garner mass help, often for a go fund me etc. The trauma farmer doesn’t directly benefit from the go fund me but rather benefits by using other peoples exceptional circumstances to drive attention on their content.

Did you see. Jordan’s recent video?

Yea, They only post about people who get fucked up

I know! They stay trauma farming

by DarkBranDong March 9, 2023

Farm

In British slang: a mental institution. A place where persons of lower mental capacities, or mentally handicapped persons live.

Tom: Did you her about Roy?

Mark: No, what happened?

Tom: He was sent to the farm.

Mark: I hope he's okay, we should visit him.

by The Gaming Monster April 1, 2023

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.

This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.

by anonymous June 11, 2024

Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 10, 2024