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Edward Schoenberg

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.
I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.
by Swiss Peppercorn Burger January 25, 2021
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Edward

An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
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Edward

An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
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Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).
Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby
by Thetopman February 3, 2021
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Edward

Edward is a guy with a massive knob
Dude, Edward has a humongous member
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Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.
Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).
by bittyboo April 14, 2021
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