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Bes

A word used to taunt a person as a joke when they can't do a certain thing
-I can't call you right now
-bes
by Glitchy Dorito December 15, 2022
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Being the Drunkest

Being the Drunkest is the end all, be all of intoxication. It is the most unchallengeable title a drinker can attain while under the influence.
No, but I heard she was Being the Drunkest.
by The Drunkest May 1, 2011
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Being itself

Hym "It CAN'T BE 'The highest good' AND 'being itself' you fucking idiot! You can't 'aim at' 'being itself.' It does mesh with the analogy. And when I SAID IT I contextualized it by saying 'in the context of solipsism' and that it's something you would be considering God rather than actually being God. And this is where you say 'WeLl GoD iS eVeRyThInG!' Is it ultimate evil? It's everything EXCEPT that? Conveniently enough. Enter Satan. If God is being itself then what is Satan? Cosmic scapegoat? I mean, it's just completely incoherent."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Being a Riley

The act of taking credit for anything and everything good in an attempt to impress those who clearly don't give a shit.
"I thought of a new name for our band but Nick was totally being a Riley and said it was his idea all along."
by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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being porny

(Porn + horny = Porny.)

Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.

You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.
Me: I was texting him and all of the sudden he was being porny and really descriptive. It was weird for

a study buddy, right?

Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!
by Lauram_Ipsum August 10, 2024
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