Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin

Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Austin

A very sexy little man, He loves to fuck when asked, he doesnt like pink people, He is very kind with the laddys. He loves 69.

Wow thats a Austin you should be naughty

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Austin

Austin is a funny, bipolar guy. He has a world wind of emotions yet knows how to handle them- for the most part. He can be a bit of a horndog at times; but that doesn’t take away from his sweetness. He’s a big goofball and can put a smile on anyones face easily. He may get attached easy so he cautious incase you somehow hate this wonderful guy. He’s the best around, and anyone can love him easily.

Person 1: “Did you see Austin with that girl today?”
Person 2: “Yeah- no surprise there”

by Vert!callychallenged April 28, 2019

Austin mcmurchy

A guy who is very bisexual and have a lot Of love towards people named Zackary

I’m sooooo austin mcmurchy for Zack

by Oldmanhambone9 April 30, 2021

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

Austin

Normally shorter than all his friends is kind of a retard he embarrasses people is not very healthy like to hang up on people and likes to play I message games. Normally has dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. He is very stupid in the heat of the moment and likes to say he is tall and call people short but he is not. Retarded 🤪

Austin is very short

by ###girl### January 25, 2020