magnet head

An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.

Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.

Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!

Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!

by prunly November 10, 2009

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Creole Head

(n) - an African American head which is slender and has a predominant jaw line that sticks out at least 2 inches further than the white folks.

That nigger over there, with the big face, has a creole head.

by Br. Clayton Bigsby December 1, 2010

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cap head

Those rich suburban fuckers who like to look chill, relaxed, and nostalgic for their useless east coast baseball team by wearing a $120 cap.

"That rich fuck thinks he's keeping it real, wearing those saggy shorts and designer t-shirt. Typical cap head."

by Gladeye November 17, 2013

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Dunder Head

Someone that is dumb or stupid

Dude this Dunder headed bitch fucked my order up again!!!

by Flipflop74 August 19, 2016

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head bonk

When your kitty bumps her head into you as a sign of affection, and also so put her scent on you.
Whether you know her seemingly odd behavior as head bumping, butting, bunting or bonking, your cat is just trying to tell you that she thinks you are purr-fect!

That was so cute when Miss Kittypurr stood on your tummy and head bonked you.

by Kolchak Jones March 31, 2017

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