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gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.
Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.
by whitemamatotator August 10, 2021
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cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
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Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.
"Hey man, wanna play Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth?"
by MK-Ultra23 February 28, 2025
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Cock

Is a 🐓
by the crazy ask one May 27, 2018
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Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum
Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.
by FTWW September 17, 2023
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Cock Dinner

Cock Dinner originated on a little chav hotspot called Rec. Which is located in a small village going by the name of Barnton. This slang was created by a Barnton resident who goes by the nickname of Spud. Other words originated in this area are Tuna Melt, Salmon Soup and the list goes on.
Oooo look at that yummy mummy. She would get my big Cock Dinner.
by CummyTummy February 26, 2021
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Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters
After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead
by Chilidaddy September 5, 2021
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