The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
Get the Theory of Ballsmug. As Billi rushes to Ross, he drops his engagement ring in the lake. “Are you f’ing serious- my balls are to the walls!!”
Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.
Balls to the Walls
Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.
Balls to the Walls
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Balls to the Wallsmug. the tonsils
by shortshit6699 December 3, 2019
Get the throat ballsmug. by jdfjjgor September 5, 2021
Get the ballsmug. The world greatest dare if you reject a dare after he or she says no balls you will be called a pussy and be humiliated
In the worst way
In the worst way
by Nigger hater 2103 March 23, 2019
Get the No Ballsmug. Mom: Daniel get off of that game before you get mapina balls
You: no mom pro clubs with my cousins is more important
You: no mom pro clubs with my cousins is more important
by mufamufamufa December 30, 2021
Get the Mapina Ballsmug. Noun - used to describe a girl you are talking to in a more than friends way but not in a relationship with. The person is typically highly contested for. The term "my ball" has been popularised by content creator and rapper DDG when referring to India Love, another popular social media personality. When saying "my ball" the user of the term is referring to sport and their "possession" of the woman in question.
"yo bro that's my ball" "bro my ball being dribbled by another guy right now" "that's my ball there back off bro"
by refthat'sourball June 12, 2025
Get the Ballmug.