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Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017
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Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022
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cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.
Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!
by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022
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Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.
My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
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cock

You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.
person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020
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Cock A Long

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025
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