Skip to main content

Cock

Cock is the best thing in the world. We wouldn't be alive without Cock. Cock is also a yummy food
by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023
mugGet the Cockmug.

cock

your mother is a cock
whaaaaa???? a chicken duh
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
mugGet the cockmug.

pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
mugGet the pulling your cockmug.

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
mugGet the Stock cockingmug.

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator
The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia
by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025
mugGet the kandahar cock wrenchmug.

cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped
by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021
mugGet the cock boundmug.

Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.
Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!
by DG911 January 31, 2024
mugGet the Oppenheimer cockmug.

Share this definition