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New York Grand Prix

Nickname for the Taconic State Parkway in New York. An infamous 104 mile long road that predates the interstate highway system. Designed as a scenic tour of the Taconic mountain range it features lots of tight high speed turns, no shoulder, flirtation with certain death if you go off the road and beautiful vistas.

A true "Drivers Road." If you have a good car and decent driving stills it can be a blast, at night it's very demanding because you can't see the turns coming and deer tend to hang out on/near the road.
"Hey how did you get up to the ski area yesterday?'

"Oh we took the New York Grand Prix, it was awesome"

"In the middle of the night!? You're out of your mind."
by xixtoo March 25, 2013
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New York State Exam

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019
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Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
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New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.
by Drumpfer May 18, 2016
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New York City Dirty

The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.
"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."
by Floofy Fox December 4, 2016
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New York Dirty Dog

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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New York Stink Sucker

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in
Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!
by Bluepaperwriter November 29, 2016
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