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P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
mugGet the P Loadmug.

The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
mugGet the The Loadmug.

load momentum

The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
The video's load momentum kept me watching for hours.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
mugGet the load momentummug.

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
mugGet the double decker cheese loaded bastardmug.

load of timber

To take a poop
by chippers25 January 21, 2017
mugGet the load of timbermug.

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.
Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.
by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023
mugGet the muzzle-loadingmug.

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