National Dome Society

A exclusive group who only accepts people if they have gotten dome, or a blow job

It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.

Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again

Ted: "Bro I just got head from that chick at the party last night.

John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"

by RJburger May 23, 2013

National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

National rape day

Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck

random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting

by +&&@&-**-*@ April 15, 2021

National fingering day

On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it

April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl

by Foreals.net April 12, 2019

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018