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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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loaded

a meth pipe that has been filled with meth
My pipe is loaded.
by Halunka Records February 1, 2022
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014
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Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
by Debbish December 2, 2021
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dusty loads

Whenever youve completely drained your balls all over the first two morally casual women that stopped by for a visit to pound town. number 3 knocks on the door expecting to leave bow-legged as well but your balls are on E and you got nothing in the tank. you spit onto their backside while pounding them out in the doggy style position making her think you just busted all over her back
I was three deep last night and was ready for bed when she stopped by so I just gave her the Dusty loads
by 11nemregnahtan11 August 3, 2024
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Muzzle-Loading

The process of ingesting medicine via your urethra/penis.
"I was muzzle-loading some Viagra earlier today and I've been rock hard for 6 hours."
by Maikeruu October 2, 2023
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