90% loading bar

90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done

I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Hot load

Fucking and folding laundry

Me and this guy had a hot load

I hate washing clothes but love having a hot load

by Poet 🍆 March 24, 2024

load

a large amount

when a man shoots his load around a woman's neck area

by what am i March 12, 2025

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

Shot a load

When a man cums in a woman’s face

Wow you shot a load!

by Peepeepoopoostinkybum June 6, 2025

load splitter

a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.

since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter

by 👺👹 March 7, 2022