Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

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A shoe that released in 1985 by Michael Jordan Also is now one of the best selling shoes

Person: yo bro I got myself a pair of Jordan 1’s
Person 2: nicee what pair u got?
Person: Chicago’s bro I bought them off stock x

by Anti$ocial August 8, 2021

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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

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Timothy-Jordan is an double name. He is made up of Timothy and Jordan, both of which mean that he could play a very important person in your life. Above all, loyalty and love are in the foreground. He would die for his closest friends. He also has a pretty good sense of humor. The person named Timothy-Jordan is very rare and therefore above all a specimen that should be treated well because if you have treated him badly once he will remember it and he will never be good to you again.

Marc: "Damn where is Timothy-Jordan??"
Selina: "He's actual behind you.."

by scotttyler97 November 22, 2021

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