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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Hairy Titsmug.

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022
mugGet the Hairy Shaftmug.

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.
Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.
by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018
mugGet the Hairy highwaymug.

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.
Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.
by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022
mugGet the Hairy boxmug.

Hairy Hamilton

The nastiest of all vagina's ; it smells, its hairy, and it looks like a deformed mutant.....
Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!

Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!
by DJ D-Money April 2, 2011
mugGet the Hairy Hamiltonmug.

hairy bolas

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth
by User15678910 February 19, 2018
mugGet the hairy bolasmug.

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision
Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.
by Krkič March 21, 2020
mugGet the hairy and baldmug.

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