sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

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A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

A Hairy Cookie by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

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the hairy bird

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008

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piercing the hairy doughnut

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

piercing the hairy doughnut by punkydrewster February 16, 2005

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Things are getting hairy

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

Things are getting hairy by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011

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John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

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Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

Dirty Hairy by GMPinc June 27, 2009

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