Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

bong marley

Smoking a bong (either alone or with friends) while listening to Bob Marley's music.

Friend: "Dude, that bong marley yesterdax was sick af!"

by big mari-o September 20, 2020

Mr. Bong

n.

When someone acts like Mr. Bean when they’re high.

“Dude, what’s going on with Brad? Why is he making that face?”
“He goes full Mr. Bong when he smokes”
“Dude what.”

by drflips June 13, 2018

banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

bing bong

what felix kjellberg (pewdiepie) says when placing minecraft blocks to make the video less awkward

“bing bing bong bing bong bong bing Did you guys just see Sven?!??“

by Mileven September 18, 2019

Chugged the Bong

Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..

Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018