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Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020
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Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.
1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?
by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018
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Bunny biscuit

An ugly MILF that tries to seduce you.
His mom is a real Bunny Biscuit.
by Charles Darwin 23 October 22, 2017
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European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it
Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!
by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022
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pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.
1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"
by engineergoby April 3, 2017
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Lunar Biscuit

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019
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Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.
Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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