Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.
Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.
by Noval1th June 5, 2017
Get the battle bloggermug. UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Get the Battle Merlinmug. I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies
Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022
Get the Fortnite Battle passmug. Battle prime is a free-to-play game that has fair gunplay. A great shooter game kinda but lacks an audience.
by Hyunism <3 November 23, 2021
Get the battle primemug. It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Battle Game In 5 Secondsmug. Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
by Crash_1 April 14, 2024
Get the Chess Battle Advancedmug. by ControversialPerson June 13, 2024
Get the Animatic battlemug.