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No wheel

I heard Nicole got into a car accident, that girl has no wheel.
by spacecadetnic March 8, 2021
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Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus
I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.
by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
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Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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wheel studs

permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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Spinny Wheel of Death

The colorful waiting sign on a mac when your program is not responding causing a slow a death due to high stress levels
by Gandalf1111111111 March 28, 2011
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welsh wheel barrow

The Welsh Wheel Barrow is An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak causing her hands to let go which will lead to her falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary.
I got a mean double handed squeezer from this girl from the bar so I had no choice but to bring her home and try out the Welsh Wheel Barrow
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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