Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

Drop a Tear

To pee. To go take a leak.

Excuse me I need to go to the loo and Drop a Tear.

by Pic~ June 17, 2022

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

buffalo tears

it's basically fake tears, and it's most likely used by drama queens.

billy: oh god, emma's crying buffalo tears again..

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.

Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."

by Cynitalia February 6, 2026