Hot Dog Stevens

A fictional character made up by Nate Quillin.

Hot Dog Stevens is comin' for ya.

by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025

Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.

This guy is a real steven.

by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023

Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.

Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

Steven

Sexc virgin boy who needs sum pussy

Steven loves his gf and is freaky for her only

by yannaaaaaaaa February 15, 2025

Steven

A very short guy, who isn't liked by many people. He has red hair, ugly face, makes stupid jokes, and is an all around idiot. He enjoys playing video games, he doesn't talk to women, and scrolls on reddit for hours at a time. He's often called a gremlin.

"Hey, is that Steven?" Joseph asked. "Eww, nobody wants to be around Steven." The girl responded.

by The Man of My Dreams October 29, 2021