dust-puppy

A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.

" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!

by MarvinMartian-70 March 15, 2018

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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022

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Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013

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Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

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Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever

by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

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