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The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.
Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.
by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021
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tricka yo mama

a come back to when someone calls u a trickahoe. it is sure to shut them up.
originated: Norfolk, Virginia
person 1: Man...u is a trickahoe!

person 2: Tricka yo mama foo!
by Marcila Booh <3 January 2, 2009
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Sheni mama movtyan

This wrods are used when your friend annoys you
-*tvinis tyvna*
-chaijvi sheni mama movtyan
by Adinoki volki November 22, 2021
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Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.
Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
by Panfinz October 21, 2019
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big mama Cam

A very large noon-duty/Procter with the name cam.
“Ms.Cam is so mean
You mean big mama CAM”
by King Koconino April 5, 2020
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 7, 2023
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zoo-wee-mama

when your extremely snazzy
‘your vibes are zoo-wee-mama today
by DavidRichard September 14, 2020
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