by tenorio November 3, 2019
Get the National Sad Daymug. by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017
Get the National Bong Daymug. July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020
Get the National Shoplifting Daymug. Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck
random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting
by +&&@&-**-*@ April 15, 2021
Get the National rape daymug. by Foreals.net April 12, 2019
Get the National fingering daymug. by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018
Get the National cuddle daymug. February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018
Get the national spanking daymug.