this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends
by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018
Get the Ole martinmug. Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
by Blund3r November 21, 2021
Get the Martinmug. The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.
Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!
by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008
Get the Martin Steezefactormug. by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022
Get the Martin momentmug. The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024
Get the Martins Mommug. Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton
by Nobhead November 26, 2019
Get the Codie Martinmug. The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning
by july29 March 23, 2022
Get the Amy Martinmug.