smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016

loaded fries

French fries with more than two toppings.

They aren't cheddar bacon fries, they're loaded fries!

by hondabones August 2, 2022

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

Rocky Load

The act of performing a blow job while rock climbing. (Belayer to climber or vice versa).

I gave him the hottest rocky load at Reimer's ranch yesterday after he climbed a super sick 5.12c.

by MBClimbin January 22, 2014

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 11, 2017

Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?

by Pukkas September 24, 2020