When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.
God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.
by SugarBoogersEatMyDeliciousBoog October 1, 2022
Get the dainty loadmug. When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
Get the Unexpected Loadmug. (noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
Example 1:
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Abbey Loadmug. Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
by Munchk1n March 3, 2022
Get the Load shreddingmug. When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.
I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.
by Big Lunch May 26, 2024
Get the Loaded Upmug. 1. When your mate's dodgy pinger dealer has been cutting with Speed again.
I.E. A great initial rev is followed up by disappointment
I.E. A great initial rev is followed up by disappointment
by outOFtown April 7, 2021
Get the Loaded a Bonniemug. by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
Get the Loaded Baked Potatomug.