horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
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ONE PUMP JUMP

A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.
Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.
by CANDYCANE May 11, 2004
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Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!
by baller393 November 04, 2011
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canadian log jump

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.
That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.
by Roger consula March 10, 2017
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Jump the Dolphin

A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.
Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.

Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?
by taxicab224 April 19, 2011
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Jumping Juice

Semen. The liquid produced by the man's member upon climax.
She gets my jumping juices flowing.
by gaijib3ta June 14, 2006
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Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.
God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?
by ConanATTACK August 23, 2006
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