Bad Will Hunting

Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.

Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

The sociopathic version of Will Hunting that becomes a unabomber when Skylar goes to California without him.

Will went on a killing spree in the sequel to Bad Will Hunting. The accidental killing of Skylar by his own self made bomb was what turned him sinister.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

A version of Good Will Hunting where Will becomes a sinister young man instead of a good kid. He doesn't just let people down, he doesn't even let them live.

Will became a unabomber that tried to take being a unabomber to a level it had never been taken before in Bad Will Hunting, and once he raised the bar for future unabombers, nobody had broken his kill record since.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

The movie where Will chose to be one of the boys of summer and the retard in tin foil instead of the knight in shining armor for Skylar.

Bad Will Hunting was about a kid that could have been anything, but decided to become a unabomber.

by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021

meme hunting

Some fucking bullshit that millennial girls do in between, and during interactions, up to, and including intercourse, with their significant others. Also, a form of practicing safe “socializing” in which no original concepts are expected of the hunter.

I wanted to cuddle, maybe take it a step further. But I could see the small bright light. She was meme hunting, and I would be another night of jacking off for me.

by Dominant Disciple September 29, 2021

peacock hunting

Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.

Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.

by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021

Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021